Introduction

What I'm about to tell you will self-destruct in 13 seconds

Born: November 2001
Died: December 2003
Zombiefied: August 2006
Hosted by: e-starr.com
Maintainer of all things awesome: Sarah!
Optimized: 1280x1024 (But viewable in HELL), Opera/AOL/Mac/Firefox/IE

TLN is like the red-headed, autistic, step-child child that nobody wants but is solely a key player because without its genius there would be no other way to factor prime numbers in the nick of time. With that being said, I won't make any false pretenses about what you're about to read. I only write about things that interest me. In turn, I'd like to think what I'm obsessed about would be something you're into so we all win in this game called life.
I don't like structure and I only write because I happen to lie. A lot. Like the time I saved a little town in the Amazon basin with just a glass of water and a charming smile.

I don't have low self esteem harnessing this dead-pan humor, nor am I doughty fat kid or whatever the stereotype may be when someone's creating one of these web pages. I'm more or less a pale, scrawny, pompous asshole, waging an internal battle against an evil called adulthood.

TLN is just an extension of my obsessive nature towards geek culture. Couple that with the fact that I'm most likely better than you (subject to change), then I've developed the best definition to coolness around. Somebody make me a Wikipedia entry.

I made the layout out of sheer talent and an image from my very own Silent Hill Media Dump. The one in question is called Paint it Black and it was fitting for the title of my site. I added the stupid brushes and skull for effect, because that is the extent of my graphical knowledge. Don't hate the color scheme too harshly, kiddo.

Run along, I have business of the coolest kind to run off to.

Credits: CodeGrrl.com (php), Echoica.net/brushes, SH Media Dump (images)
Caterer: Me. I rock the oven.
Inspiration: It was certainly divine.
Moral support: Raymond Baccari. He's knows his colors.
And to everybody else that will undoubtedly become big fans of me. Send money and tuna sandwiches.

Recent Additions

Jesus Drives an Echo ; non-fiction
Silent Hill Analysis ; indepth theories
My Deus Ex Machina ; an evolution

Networking Sites

hell.tln.net ; silent hill media
swim the depths ; a journal
truculent reviews ; site reviews